Lovely

This is a story of Cole

Cole is a guy

Cole a successful, attractive guy.

Cole makes excellent cookies.

Cole and I have fun making cookies. And eating cookies. And eating cookie dough. And then realizing that "my cookies are too big!!!!!" So we ate them instead.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HA "I LOVE LEAHS BODY, LOVE COLE" says Cole one day (cole actually did type that)

The Story of Cole (as told by His Majesty himself, reiterated by the illusterous [is that even a word?] Duchess Leah)

It started one day, 20 and a half some years ago, when the Hindu gods decided to bless the world with his presence. When he was born the world shuddered at his beauty and could not believe it. for his own safety they took him out of his rich unbringing and put him into a lower middle class home to prevent him from being molested by all of the rich, but somewhat homely princess. Because you can't be rich and beautiful. It just isn't fair.

In this lower middle class home, Cole had a profound unbringing of sweetness, gentlemen-like qualities, while all the while unholding his outrageous handsome-ness. He grew up happy with his two step brothers a step sister two step dogs, and a mouse named Mickey. (p.s. a pony)

Cole decided that this place that he had grown up in (elaborate New Sarepta) was too small for his wide imagination. so he went to travel the world (exclamation exclamation excalmation) and made it all the way to.............. edmonton (dot dot dot)

He discovered while in Edmonton that he had a keen sense of thesbianism!!! (lauhs because it sounds like lesbian teeheehee) So he decided to pursue his talents in the Kingdom of G-Mac!
but was detered when he met Duchess Leah. And decided to give up acting. but then she shut him down.

So, to prove to her that he was no fool (he walked across her swimming pool) HAHAHAHAHAHA... sadly no. Instead, he went to Hollywood and because 2006's sexiest man alive!!! And had lots of good sex.

The End.

(footnote: the dutchess Leah was found to be an imposter and really a lowly kitchen slave. She was stripped of her fake title and never ever had good sex.

posted by Leah Wilburn @ 1:38 PM